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New Viruses

Jewelzz

OSNN Godlike Veteran
#1
The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep
counting.

The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive
with NO memory.

The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard
drive out of an old floppy.

The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory
out of your computer, then e- mails everyone about what it did.

The RONALD REAGAN virus: saves your data, but
forgets where it is stored.

The JESSE JACKSON virus: warns you constantly about
illegitimate file reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files
in the background.

The MIKE TYSON virus: quits after two bytes.

The OPRAH WINFREY virus: your 300 MB hard drive
shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to restabilize around 200 MB.

The JACK KEVORKIAN virus: deletes all old files.

The PROZAC virus: totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus: only attacks minor files.

The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus: terminates some
files, leaves, but will be back.

and last but not least ...

The LORENA BOBBITT virus: reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through
Windows
 

Perris Calderon

Moderator
Staff member
Political User
#6
THE GEORGE BUSH VIRUS II...installed through legasy scripts never fully removed from the goerge bush I virus, this new virus is not as effecive, and relies on the files of the original virus to accomplish anything at all.
 
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Kirrie2001

Guest
#11
:D :D :D LMAO.

This is really bad, extracting the urine of all those nice people.

HOW ,,hehehe, DARE hahaha, YOU hehehe, JEWELZZ ;)
 

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