New Truck..

[Smokie]

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.

She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you anyways".

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Well there ya go. Not so redneck after all.

 

[Smokie]

Hipster, did you have a night on the booze when you made your avatar??? One to many VB's perhaps

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Couldn't have been anymore sober. Just wait till the next installment. I'm loving this humiliation.

 

[Tabula Rasa]

Hipster you look like a dog i had , that ate something he shouldn't have.
He did this for a couple of hours that eat 5 kilos of dog food, and slept for a day or to.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

That might explain the smell around here.

 

[Nick M]

lol. Good choice with the truck!