New Names

[kc7sbf]

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a=poopsie
b=lumpy
c=buttercup
d=gidget
e=crusty
f=greasy
g=fluffy
h=cheeseball
i=chim-chim
j=joliper
k=flunky
l=booger
m=pinky
n=zippy
o=goober
p=doofus
q=slimy
r=loopy
s=snerkel
t=tulefel
u=dorkey
v=squeezie
w=waliford
x=skipper
y=dinky
z=zsa zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
>a = dooda
>b = tata
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = baggio
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = petunia
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = chico
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = tinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
new last name:
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = fuzz
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = hiccups
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = honey
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill
Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

 

[Smokie]

That makes me Zippy Bubblemouth then..hmmmm

 

[NetRyder]

Zippy Chickenfuzz

 

[chastity]

If I were to use my forum name and a made-up last name I would get this Poopsie Wafflehoney

Ok my using my real name I get Cheeseball Chickenbreath

 

[kc7sbf]

Might as well reveal mine...though it seems humiliating...

Crusty Chickentush

 

[NetRyder]

Use your real name Chas

 

[pothitos]

buttercup bubbleshorts

 

[chastity]

I had already done it with my real name so I thought why not see what I get using my forum name which is what I posted but then I edit that posted with my the one using my real name.
Cheeseball Chickenbreath

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Real = Zippy Bubblebrain

Forum = Doofus Bubblebreath

 

[Khayman]

loopy girdlesniffer, which is amazingly accurate

 

[Lukas]

Flunky Tinkerlips


Nevertheless I find 'Crusty Chickentush' to be the most amusing so far

 

[djwhite]

squeezie wafflesniffer, mmmm waffles

 

[Evil Marge]

If I use me real name I get Poopsie doodafuzz

 

[Sazar]

that makes me tulefel cootie-pants..

doesn't sound that obscene after a few drinks

 

[Jewelzz]

Booger Chicken-Buns

I had a slightly different one a few years ago, it was titled'Your Super Hero Name'. I was Poopsie Gizzard - Lips

 

[Iceman]

Booger Pizza-Buns

must be related jewelzz lol

 

[xsivforce]

Snerkel Bubbletush.

 

[Brad]

Poopsie Butt...

Brad

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by xsivforce
Snerkel Bubbletush.

Mmm, bubbletush eh

 

[chris]

loopy cootiebutt =)