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Nail Mary

ZeroHour

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I AM BACK :D

A man walks into a church confessional, and says to the priest, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night."

The priest is silent for a moment, and then says, "Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."

"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.

"No," says the priest, "but it will wipe that f*cking smirk off your face."
 

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