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Nagging Wife

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the
Holy Land, for £150."

The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home. The
undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your wife home, when
it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
 

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