My Mum is banning Xmas

[Leevoy]

My Mum (when I asked her if she could buy me some coooo speakers for Xmas) said she is going to become a Jehova's Witness for the festive period

Help ! What shall I do?

 

[Henyman]

she's only kidding

 

[PseudoKiller]

Find a ne Mum... yours is broken

 

[GoNz0]

son - 'daddy i know santa isn't real'

dad - 'great stuff son, hope you like socks and pants for xmas, as thats all your getting from now on'

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by GoNz0
'daddy i know santa isn't real'

Santa is too real

 

[GoNz0]

great, i got to buy him a prezzy now

 

[Geffy]

lol, no you just gotta get Jewelzz one as your son still thinks he is smart and doesnt believe

 

[Leevoy]

Santa Claws don't exist? get away.. That's my life screwed up.

If I am on drugs come this Xmas I know what to tell a pending social worker.

{Rips up e-mail he was about to post to lapland ;(}

 

[Brandi]

Originally posted by Leevoy
My Mum (when I asked her if she could buy me some coooo speakers for Xmas) said she is going to become a Jehova's Witness for the festive period

Help ! What shall I do?

I don't know, but tell her not to knock on my door please.

 

[Jewelzz]

Santa is alive and well. He'll be visiting my house this Christmas

 

[funky dredd]

*puts on Santa outfit and fake beard*

 

[Petros]

Originally posted by Leevoy
My Mum (when I asked her if she could buy me some coooo speakers for Xmas) said she is going to become a Jehova's Witness for the festive period

Help ! What shall I do?

Jehovah's witness? What if it continues? That would mean all holidays are cancelled, as well as your birthday.

 

[Sazar]

you need to flash your mom's bios and stick in a hacked bios that makes her buy you all kindsa crap

 

[Khayman]

Originally posted by Jewelzz
Santa is alive and well. He'll be visiting my house this Christmas

If santa came to Texas, he'd probably be shot out of the sky!

 

[Jewelzz]

Originally posted by Funky Dredd
*puts on Santa outfit and fake beard*

Woo Hoo

 

[Geffy]

Originally posted by Jewelzz
Santa is alive and well. He'll be visiting my house this Christmas

Santa is a Jehovas Witness???

 

[X-Istence]

Originally posted by Sazar
you need to flash your mom's bios and stick in a hacked bios that makes her buy you all kindsa crap

I just hope you didnt program the new flash-bios.

 

[xsivforce]

!addquote Geffy: Santa is a Jehovas Witness???

 

[Henyman]

[09:12] <Henyman> !addquote Geffy: Santa is a Jehovas Witness???
[09:12] -GoogleBot- Quote Added To GoogleBot Quote File!!.

 

[Brandi]

Originally posted by Geffy
Santa is a Jehovas Witness???

DAMN!!! No wonder I keep getting ripped off year after year!