My Husband Works for Microsoft

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Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.

The first woman said,

"My husband is a psychologist,

and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."



The second woman proclaimed,

"My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!"


The third woman replied,

"Well my husband works for Microsoft......

















......and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be, when I finally get it..."

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Hey ep!

All good with me, applying for microsoft mvp right now, should have done this a while ago.

Notifications don't work, I only found your response by comming back to hunt up some threads, if you want, give me your email address so we can keep in touch easier, mine is perriscalderon at gmail
Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...

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