My Husband Works for Microsoft

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Three women were in a bar talking about their husbands and how they made love.

The first woman said,

"My husband is a psychologist,

and before we make love, he brings me flowers and candy. I like that."



The second woman proclaimed,

"My husband is a mechanic, he makes love a little rough, but really tunes my engine; I like that!"


The third woman replied,

"Well my husband works for Microsoft......

















......and all he does is sit on the edge of the bed and tell me how good it's going to be, when I finally get it..."

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gonaads

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Hahahaha... time for an upgrade. 😛
 

Khayman

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and thats a bad thing?

....*makes note*
 

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