Morris and Esther

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Morris and his wife Ester went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, But That helicopter ride is $50 and $50 is $50".

One Year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and morris said "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that Helicopter, I might never get anthor chance." Esther replied "Morris, That helicopter ride is $50 and $50 is $50".

The pilot over heard the couple and said, "Folk I'll make you a deal. I'll take bot of you for a ride. If you can say quiet for the entire ride and not say a word Io won't charge you. But if you say one word, It's $50."

Morris an Esther agreed and they went. The pilot di all kinds of fancy manoueuvres, but not a word was heard. He did dare devil tricks over and over again, butstill not a word. When the lande, the pilot turned to morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"

Morris replied, "Well I was going to say something when Esther fell out, But $50 is $50".
 

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