Merlot

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The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second without looking over at the man, and decided to send a reply to the note. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have the following, a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return it to the woman.

It read:"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes Benz CL600, and Porsche Turbo Carrera in my garage. There is over $20 million in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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