Men Get Even
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating
up as it sometimes does.
But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her husband. The wife explains that
he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She
can't decide.He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to
the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.
The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a set of diamond
earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited.
She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn't care. She goes
for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don't even play
tennis, but if you like it then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cashier."
The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this
stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her
husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating
up as it sometimes does.
But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just
want you to hold me." "WHAT!?" says her husband. The wife explains that
he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She
can't decide.He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to
the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.
The pair go to the jewelry department where she finds a set of diamond
earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited.
She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn't care. She goes
for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don't even play
tennis, but if you like it then let's get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cashier."
The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this
stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her
husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man."
