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Men are like............

Evil Marge

I Rule
Political User
#1
1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .....Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


:laugh:
 

Grandmaster

Electronica Addict
Political User
#2
In response I present, "Women are like":

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
 

Heeter

Overclocked Like A Mother
#8
Women are like.....floor tiles....Lay them right the first time and they spend the rest of their lives walking all over you.


Heeter
 

rushm001

In the beginning......
Political User
#9
Evil Marge said:
1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the **** out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ..Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .....Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


:laugh:
Funny that, I was emailed the same thing sometime yesterday! :p
 
#13
Women are like.... a car .... depreciate over the years, often has to send for service and costly to refill fuels as they get empty fast.
 

Evil Marge

I Rule
Political User
#15
Heeter said:
Women are like.....floor tiles....Lay them right the first time and they spend the rest of their lives walking all over you.


Heeter
Lay them right the first time and they spend the rest of their lives all over you :cheeky:
rushm001 said:
Funny that, I was emailed the same thing sometime yesterday! :p
I was emailed it 5 minutes after I posted :laugh:
Geffy said:
you trying to say I am handicapped amanda :p

v amusing though
Nah not you,a few others I could mention but definitely not you sweety ;)
 

joyojoy

Not all there...
#19
Men are like...
...placemats: they only show up when there's food on the table.

...copiers: you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...high heels: they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

...coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

...handguns: keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never happened.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
 

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