Men always right


OSNN Senior Addict
4 Mar 2003
Men always right
He does not have a beer gut,
He has developed a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He is not quiet,
He is a Conversational Minimalist.

He is not stupid,
He suffers from Minimal Cranial Developement.

He does not get lost all the time,
He discovers alternative destinations.

He is not balding,
He is in Follicle Regression.

He is not a cradle robber,
He prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

He does not get falling-down drunk,
He becomes Accidentially Horizontal.

He is not short,
He is Anatomically Compact.

He does not talk constantly about cars,
He has a vehicular Addiction.

He does not have a hot body,
He is Physically Combustible.

He does not eat like a pig,
He suffers from Reverse Bulimia.

He is not a sex machine,
He is Romantically Automated.

He does not hog the covers on the bed,
He is Thermally Unappreciative.

He is not a male chauvinist pig,
He has Swine Empathy.

He does not undress you with his eyes,
He has an Introspective Pornagraphic Moment.

He is not afraid of commitment,
He is Monogamously Challenged.

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
Electronic Punk wrote on Sazar's profile.
Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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