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Adamas

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found them selves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.:nervous:

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.":cry:

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.:laugh:

"Good," she replied. "Get your own f* ck en blanket!":mad:

After a moment of silence, he farted.:devious:
 
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You ruined this thread by saying gangsta lol
 

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