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Manhood Trouble

Guybrush

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A man was in a terrible accident,and his manhood was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his old chap, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be £3,500 for small, £6,500 for medium and £14,000 for large. The man was sure he would want a large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
'Well, what have the two of you decided?' asked the doctor.
The man replied"she would rather remodel the kitchen":D
 

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