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Kirrie2001
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An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches.
"Can I help you lad?" asks the cop.
"Yesssh, Sssshombody stole me car!", the Irishman replies.
The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"T`was at the end of dis key", he replies.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's willie is
being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you're
exposing yourself?"
The Irishman looks down woefully and moans, "OHHH GOD... dey got me girlfriend too!!"
"Can I help you lad?" asks the cop.
"Yesssh, Sssshombody stole me car!", the Irishman replies.
The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"T`was at the end of dis key", he replies.
About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's willie is
being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you're
exposing yourself?"
The Irishman looks down woefully and moans, "OHHH GOD... dey got me girlfriend too!!"
