Lawyers and Jerks

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Having many legal problems, including a divorce, a
man had become thoroughly disgusted with lawyers in
general.

One evening in a bar, the conversation got around to
his pet peeve and he started "venting." "All lawyers
are jerks," he loudly proclaimed.

Another man nearby heard this, looked disturbed, and
sauntered over to him.

"Look, I heard what you said, and I am highly
offended by it."

"Why is that-are you a lawyer?" he asked.

"No, I'm not; I'm a jerk!"

:cool: :happy:
 
LOL yeah I know loads of jerks who get offended easily

:p :p :p :p
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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