damnyank
I WILL NOT FORGET 911
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Spotted this and thought Kirrie would have posted it had he seen it - so here it is:
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car
parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?"the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car
parked and walked home.
As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?"the cop asked.
"My wife." said the man.
