Karate Dog

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Karate Dog

There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After
three of their neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to
get a guard dog.

So the young wife went to the pet store and said, I need a good guard
dog.

The clerk replied, Sorry, we're all sold out. All we have left is this
little Scottie dog. But, he does know karate.

The wife didn't believe the clerk, so he said to the dog, Karate that
chair.

The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces. Then he said to
the dog, Karate that table. The dog went up to the table and broke it in
half.

So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was
expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and
somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.

When she told her husband that the dog knew karate, he said, Karate my
ass!

And to this very day, he is in the hospital.
 

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