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Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual company.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Men always like intellectual company.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
