Joke of the day

Originally posted by Iceman
Said I was sorry Grinder, but that kind of joke does not belong here.

sorry M8


You're like the guy at a kegger that doesn't drink.

Originally posted by ECO

You're like the guy at a kegger that doesn't drink.


ROFL :D I like Ice, but that was funny LOL:cool:

And so was the Origional Joke...:rolleyes:
Originally posted by dealer
freedom of speech does not involve freedom to do harm, plus, we are not the government, and here,it is our charge to make everybody feel at home.

that's the cost of admission here at

Still trying to figure out how you "harm" someone by something that is verbally spoken.....???:confused:

That's an awful thin skin dude. No offence, but people are wayy to uptight and sensitive these days....
Originally posted by Martyr63rd
well while we are on the offencive here, i am affended by all these people with the talent of making sigs, gif's, and the knowledge all the da*n knowledge.

Thanks for caring about people's feelings- hehe

Hey, you could be one of THEM to. The few, the OBNOXIOUSLY LOONEY, the gifted. :p
Originally posted by Grinder

Still trying to figure out how you "harm" someone by something that is verbally spoken.....???:confused:

That's an awful thin skin dude. No offence, but people are wayy to uptight and sensitive these days....

Ginder, The editing has to be equal, across the board. If there is something posted that's boarderline edgy and we let it slide, then when someone else posts something also boarderline edgy and we edit it they're gonna moan and groan about how we didn't *edit the other one* blah blah blah... You understand?

And if we start to let everything that is boarderline edgy go unchecked then what's the reason for Moderating the Forum and having Guidelines.

We are here to make it cool and comfortable for all, not the few. Every once in awhile we will make someone upset cause their post is either edited or removed. But that's the deal and I think it's a good deal.

But remember all of your opinions are important to us, so don't stop asking questions and stating your opinions. Just BE NICE. :D
Originally posted by ECO

You're like the guy at a kegger that doesn't drink.


I got a sense of humor, and just to proof it here you go.

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks,

"Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

I see where you are coming from, but where the hell do you draw that line??
heres a good one ;)

a newfoundlander, an american, and a german are on safari in the jungle. when from out of no where 3 bushmen jump out and take the hostage and return to therer village with them. Big Cheif comes up to them and says "Each one of you will be granted one last request then were gonna kill you and make caneos out of your skins. the german says well I vant vone last meal. So that night theres a great feast the german eats till hecant eat no more. next morning at dawn hes killed and his skin is made into a canoe. feeling rather cocky the american says I want to have sex with all the woman in the village. so sure enough that night wam bam he has all the woman in the village. the next morning they kill him and make a canoe outta his skin. Big cheif says to the newfoundlander whats your last request? Newfie thinks on it for a minute thn says "Well buy i wants a fork." A bit puzzled they give him the fork and with the fork in hand he starts stabbin his body all over screamin You aint gonna make no canoe outa me :)
OK Another one...

woman goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've got a strange problem I need your opinion on."

"Could you describe the symptoms to me?" the doctor asks.

"Well, it's easier if I show you," she said, and standing up proceeds to undress. When she was down to her underwear she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs.

"They don't hurt or anything, but I'm a little worried about them."

The doctor peered closely at the two circles and said, "Are you a lesbian, by any chance?"

Curious at this question coming from a man with his head between her thighs, she replied, "Well... yes, I am actually. Why do you ask?"

"Well", the doctor says, "I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."

:p :D :cool:
Weeeeeeeeeeee!!! That was good :p
Tell the woman that went to the doctor that. :p

I think that's how it started. :D
i saw this in me email + had 2 post it 4 obvious reason's:)

There was a gentleman living in a small village who had a
stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a
nursing mother.

Well, there weren't too many women in the village nursing
babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man
to suck on their breast. But low and behold, the poor man
finally found a rather buxom young girl who had recently given
birth and was willing to help him out--for a price.

The man was desperate because his condition was growing
worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the amount of money
she demanded. After all, the woman had a newborn baby to
care for and the father had abandoned them to their fate.

The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and,
with a bit of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and
began to suckle the woman's breast.

Well, weeks went by and the awkwardness began to fade.

One day, the woman realized that the man's suckling was
beginning to arouse her sexually. It became almost unbearable
and finally, in a sensuous voice, she said, "Is there anything
else you'd like?"

The man paused in his suckling for a moment, looked up at

Her, and said, "Yeah, got any cookies?"
they get better:

A stripper in a hurry to get home leaves the club with
nothing on but a loose coat. As she crosses the street a
drunk driver skids around the corner and hits her. She goes
flying into the air, and lands unconscious on her back with
her charms exposed to the world.

As a crowd gathers, a gentleman places his hat upon the
stripper's crotch in order to minimize her exposure. In the
meantime the drunk driver hardly aware he just hit someone,
staggers over to see what all the fuss is about.

Noticing the near naked woman lying exposed on the street,
he points to the strategically placed hat and slurs in a
loud voice, "Well, the firthst ting we gotta do is get dat
guy outta there!"
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that
alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all
thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That
alligator was sexually harassing that woman."
---Homer Simpson

"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated
and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they
have that might be extracted for our personal use."
---Homer Simpson
"Oooooo... Doughnut....(drool drool)"
---Homer Simpson :D

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