John & Ulrika [who done what?]

[Mubbers]

John Leslie? Surely not that nice chap who used to present Blue Peter.

Can he really have raped Ulrika Johnsson? Did you know he almost got married to Catherine Zeta Jones?

Personally I suspected Noel Edmonds coz he's got a shifty beard!!

DI Mubbers

 

[2z]

Wonder if he gets a Blue Peter badge for it

 

[xsivforce]

Well my question is huh?

 

[2z]

Have you never heard of 'Ulrika'

Her latest conquest was Sven Goran Errikson

Ulrika tells of 'rape trauma'
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/1740977

Who is this man ??

 

[Mubbers]

Blimey is our Ulrika not as loved in the colonies as she is in good old blighty?

I knew things were tough in the wild west but no TV? That truely is scandalous!!

Note to self, tell the butler to send a TV over there, must be a spare in the servants digs...

Chin up xsiv' pony express now delivers news thrice weekly, wot?

Lord Mubbers,

Earl of Hampton-Humbug.

P.S. Shouldn't this thread be merged with the Edwina Currie thread and re-titled 'Airheads Plugging Books'

 

[xsivforce]

Originally posted by Mubbers
Blimey is our Ulrika not as loved in the colonies as she is in good old blighty? [/B]

*gets out UK slang to American English dictionary*

 

[Alan]

Originally posted by Mubbers
John Leslie? Surely not that nice chap who used to present Blue Peter.

and "The Wheel of Fortune"

 

[Mubbers]

Yes! How the wheel of fortune has turned for dear John..

wap waaarr

BANKRUPT!!

 

[Evil Marge]

Wel she hasn't got a good taste in men cause she dated Stan"gross" Collymore Mind you Vic Reeves isn't too bad

 

[Geffy]

I cant think which tasteless joke to use

Heres one I raped earlier
or
Heres a rape I planned earlier

 

[Electronic Punk]

Also saw in the sunday times that he was snorting cocaine with a £20 note. The fool, everyone knows you should use £10 notes.

 

[Mubbers]

Yeah right!

Fivers went out of fashion coz the ink rubbed off on your fingers and nose, dead giveaway!

But where has he gone now - sharing a flat with Gary Glitter?

It'll only be a matter of time before someone tracks him down... then we'll 'ave him.

Inspector Mubbers