A partially crippled Libertarian came into a bar and with difficulty,
hoisted
his bad leg over the bar stool, pulled himself up and asked for a sip
of
whiskey. He looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?"
The
bartender nodded and the Libertarian told him to give Jesus a whiskey
also.
The next patron was an ailing Republican with a hunched back and
slowness of
movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of wine.
He
also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus. The bartender
nodded
and the republican said to give Him a glass of wine also.
The third patron, a democrat, swaggered in and said "Barkeep, give me a
cold
beer. Hey, is that Jesus down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the
democrat
told him to give Jesus a cold one too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over and touched the Libertarian
and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The libertarian felt the
strength
come back to his leg, and he got up and danced a jig to the door.
Jesus touched the republican and said, "For your kindness you are
healed!"
The republican felt his back straighten. He danced with joy and did a
flip.
As Jesus walked toward the democrat, the democrat jumped back and
exclaimed,
"Don't touch me, I'm drawing disability!
hoisted
his bad leg over the bar stool, pulled himself up and asked for a sip
of
whiskey. He looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?"
The
bartender nodded and the Libertarian told him to give Jesus a whiskey
also.
The next patron was an ailing Republican with a hunched back and
slowness of
movement. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of wine.
He
also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus. The bartender
nodded
and the republican said to give Him a glass of wine also.
The third patron, a democrat, swaggered in and said "Barkeep, give me a
cold
beer. Hey, is that Jesus down there?" The barkeep nodded, and the
democrat
told him to give Jesus a cold one too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over and touched the Libertarian
and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The libertarian felt the
strength
come back to his leg, and he got up and danced a jig to the door.
Jesus touched the republican and said, "For your kindness you are
healed!"
The republican felt his back straighten. He danced with joy and did a
flip.
As Jesus walked toward the democrat, the democrat jumped back and
exclaimed,
"Don't touch me, I'm drawing disability!