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UberBert
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There once was a little boy. It was thanksgiving and his grandparents were coming over.
That morning the mother and father are arguing over bills. The father calls the mother an a*shole. The boy asks what that word ment. The parents said old people.
The boy walks in the bathroom. His father is shaving and cuts himself. He yells Sh*t. The boy asks what that word ment. The father said shaving cream.
The boy goes downstairs. His mother cuts her finger while chopping the stuffing and said f*ck. The boy asks what that word ment. The mother said stuffing.
When the grandparents come the boy opens the door. He sais:
Welcome a*sholes. Il take your coats. Dad is upstairs putting S*it on his face and mom is f*cking the Turkey.
Enjoy...
-Bert
That morning the mother and father are arguing over bills. The father calls the mother an a*shole. The boy asks what that word ment. The parents said old people.
The boy walks in the bathroom. His father is shaving and cuts himself. He yells Sh*t. The boy asks what that word ment. The father said shaving cream.
The boy goes downstairs. His mother cuts her finger while chopping the stuffing and said f*ck. The boy asks what that word ment. The mother said stuffing.
When the grandparents come the boy opens the door. He sais:
Welcome a*sholes. Il take your coats. Dad is upstairs putting S*it on his face and mom is f*cking the Turkey.
Enjoy...
-Bert