Bucky Badger
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- Joined
- 6 Jan 2004
- Messages
- 185
COWS
>> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
>> can
>> track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
>> where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves
>> to theirstalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
>> wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
>>
>> CONSTITUTION
>> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
>> just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
>> worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
>>
>> TEN COMMANDMENTS
>> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
>> You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
>> and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
>> politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
>>
>> And Last but not least.....
>>
>> George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .
>> "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
>> Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they
>> take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the
>> yard,
>> and haul her off to jail."
>> Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
>> can
>> track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall
>> where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves
>> to theirstalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
>> wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
>>
>> CONSTITUTION
>> They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
>> just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
>> worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
>>
>> TEN COMMANDMENTS
>> The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse?
>> You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
>> and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
>> politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
>>
>> And Last but not least.....
>>
>> George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .
>> "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and
>> Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they
>> take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the
>> yard,
>> and haul her off to jail."
