Is Saddam Alive?

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After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive",
Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him
know that he is still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and saw only a coded message: "370HSSV-0773H" He
couldn't figure it out, so he asked Karl Rove.

Rove suggested that the head of the CIA would certainly understand code,
so
Bush sent it to George Tenet. Tenet, however, couldn't figure it out,
either.

He suggested, "How about Condi? She has a doctorate, that means she's
smart." But Dr. Rice was baffled, too.

As Bush was pondering the mysterious message, which lay on the desk before
him, Colin Powell came into the Oval Office.

When he saw the paper and read what was written on it, he asked, "Sir,
where did that come from?"

Bush replied testily, "Supposedly it's a message from Saddam. But what the
hell does '370HSSV-0773H' mean?"

Powell cleared his throat and replied, "Mr. President, I think you've been
looking at the message upside down."
 
The joke was ruined, cos I automatically read numbers and characters upside down when they are grouped like that :eek:

Skazzy
 
Originally posted by SkazzyUK
The joke was ruined, cos I automatically read numbers and characters upside down when they are grouped like that :eek:

Skazzy

same here... also alread seen the message before... :(

MdSalih
 
old but still funny.

Didnt he give the message to Clinton at the end instead of Powell?
 
Saddam has been caught!

He was hiding in a field with some of his closest aids.
They sprayed the field with viagra and the prick stood up.
 
Originally posted by Electronic Punk
Saddam has been caught!

He was hiding in a field with some of his closest aids.
They sprayed the field with viagra and the prick stood up.

lol
 
Originally posted by Electronic Punk
Saddam has been caught!

He was hiding in a field with some of his closest aids.
They sprayed the field with viagra and the prick stood up.

Hah hah hah hah :p
 

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