I Hate My Job!, but not so much now....


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29 Jan 2002
heh, someone sent me this in an email the other day, thought it was pretty amusing.........

When you have an "I hate my job"day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-Tip". Be VERY sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so that you will not be disturbed during you therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweatsuit, and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is personally tested."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am glad I don't work in quality control at the Q-Tip company."

That makes my Job seem so much better :)
Rectal thermometer

Bit of a bum advert!!!!!!!!!

That really helped!

Dude, that job would suck sooo much!:eek:
Thanks, that made me realize that my job isn't THAT shitty :D

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