I don't want to go to the school

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itsmelisa

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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!'
But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
Well, the kids hate me for one,
and the teachers hate me, too!'
Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.
Come on now and get ready.'
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
Well, for one, you're 52 years old.
And for another, you're the Principal!

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kcnychief

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Two posts so far - both good jokes. Keep em coming :p
 

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Sounds like the Principal in the Simpsons. :p
 

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