Husband Shop

ZeroHour

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A husband shopping centre has just opened where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men.

The store is comprised of SIX floors, and the men increase in positive
attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch:

As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but
if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building
and you can never re-enter.

So a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
are
extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
up!"
And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So
up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor no.
123,456,789,012,345 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This
floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. He He!

Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and HAVE A NICE DAY.
 
LOL... Ooooh that's good. Hee hee. :p
 

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Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
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