or this one:I'd love you, in a stew,
you'd taste great with barbecue.
With some fries and cowlslaw on the side,
I would like to eat your hide.
If the person yells "mommy" or says "you meanie, you tease barney", he/she is 5I Love You, You Love Me
People Say That We're Just Friends,
Actually We're Lesbians