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how much tweeking can be done in xp

Perris Calderon

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my pc is tweaked so high, that every morning, before I wake up, it prestarts, and will release two eggs from the refrigerator right on to the amd processor, which allows me to wake up to scrambled eggs!!!

as soon as the eggs are done, the amd processor underclocks itself, and cools to tolerble working conditions.

once this is done, the box immediately goes into an unattended reformatt, wipes the hardrive clean, retrieves the backup cds, reinstalls all my programs, and resetts all my tweaks with a .reg file that Dirk diggles wrote specifically for my use.

The modem is activated, the xp-erience "new posts" page is brought up, and the specific problems that I can handle are highlighted, and entered with the qoute of the person posing thie particulafr issue at hand.

my office is called, and a random message is generated, explaining why I won't be in today.

my car is started, airconditioner is turned on, winows and sunroof are lowered.

did I mention...? coffe was brewed at the same time my eggs were scrambled on my amd thunderbird.

CAN ANYBODY TOP THAT
 
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pothitos

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I can top that.... aswell as doing all that stuff mine puts the cofee mug in the dishwasher and cleans the plate once i've finished the eggs
 

Perris Calderon

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cheap shot!!!!!! cheap shot!!!!!


none of this..."everything yours does plus this..." stuff

come on, let me here what ya got!!!
 
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pothitos

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#6
ok fine have it your way:

Every morning, before I wake up, it prestarts, and will release two eggs from the refrigerator right on to the amd processor, which allows me to wake up to scrambled eggs!!!

as soon as the eggs are done, the plate is cleaned and put back where it came from :p. The amd processor underclocks itself, and cools to tolerble working conditions.

once this is done, the box immediately goes into an unattended reformatt, wipes the hardrive clean, retrieves the backup cds, reinstalls all my programs, and resetts all my tweaks with a .reg file that Dirk diggles wrote specifically for my use.

The modem is activated, the xp-erience "new posts" page is brought up, and the specific problems that I can handle are highlighted, and entered with the qoute of the person posing thie particulafr issue at hand.

my office is called, and a random message is generated, explaining why I won't be in today.

my car is started, airconditioner is turned on, winows and sunroof are lowered.

did I mention...? coffe was brewed at the same time my eggs were scrambled and the mug was put in the dishwasher!:p

lol you asked me what it did so I told you :D :D :p :p :p ;) ;)
 

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
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What a long strange trip it's been. =)

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