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How cold does it have to be
60 above
Arizonans wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Wisconsin people sunbathe.
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50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Wisconsin people plant gardens.
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40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.
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32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
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20 above
Arizonans shiver uncontrollably.
Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
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15 above
New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.
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Californians fly away to Mexico.
Wisconsin people lick a flagpole.
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20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.
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40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies
door to door.
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60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.
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80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Wisconsin people rent some videos.
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100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
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297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
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460 below
ALL atomic motion stops.
Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
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500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl
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60 above
Arizonans wear coats, gloves and woolly hats.
Wisconsin people sunbathe.
> > > > >
50 above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Wisconsin people plant gardens.
> > > > >
40 above
Italian cars won't start.
Wisconsin people drive with the windows down.
> > > > >
32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
> > > > >
20 above
Arizonans shiver uncontrollably.
Wisconsin people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
> > > > >
15 above
New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
Wisconsin people throw on a sweatshirt.
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0 -
Californians fly away to Mexico.
Wisconsin people lick a flagpole.
> > > > >
20 below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Wisconsin people get out their winter coats.
> > > > >
40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Wisconsin's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies
door to door.
> > > > >
60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Wisconsin's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.
> > > > >
80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Wisconsin people rent some videos.
> > > > >
100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Wisconsin people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
> > > > >
297 below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Wisconsin cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
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460 below
ALL atomic motion stops.
Wisconsin people start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
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500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Chicago Bears win the Super Bowl
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