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GoNz0

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Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they take a detour and do their business behind a headstone or something. One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves so she proceeded to use that. They both stumbled off home. The next day one woman's husband phoned the other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know, mine came home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card stuck between her arse that said 'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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