Heny's secret lover

[Sazar]

Guys, go easy on the bovine pr0n.

You never know where PETA might be hanging out at

 

[Fern]

Actually I am a member of PETA and so is Heny.


Why else would we love cows?

 

[falconguard]

uhmmm?...I guess welcome would be in order, as for Heny it is a true talent to balance a can of beer on the stomach.

 

[Henyman]

*wonders which of mod crew "Fern" is*


only a few people know i can balence a beer can on my belly

 

[Son Goku]

Here is a picture I had on my computer. I think this is at O'l Yellers Hump N' Go Couples Night or Heny's backyard. Either way it was ggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrreat

OMG, :laugh:

Oh, and mfarley; if you're wondering about the cows, just check Henny's avatar and all... He's known around these parts for liking cows and all things Burger King j/k

 

[Son Goku]

Yeah, pics would be nice. Perhaps a pic of Henny and Fern sitting in a tree

BTW, me thinks this thread could use some rep as well

 

[LeeJend]

Heny's the one on the bottom, right?

 

[Fern]

Heny's the one on the bottom, right?

Good thinkin smart one :laugh:

only a few people know i can balence a beer can on my belly

Thats not all you can balance big boy

 

[Tittles]

:|


This thread gets weirder and weirder...

 

[falconguard]

ok...why is this thread titled heny's secret lover?
we have pictures, and Fern readily admits to seeing heny?
who are you keeping the secret from? certainly not us.

ahhh well, who am I to denigrate pantomime cow love?

 

[Son Goku]

One thing that pic has me scratching my head about... They both look like cows So, if they be lovers, who's the bull in the mix?

Sorry, couldn't resist :laugh:

 

[LeeJend]

One thing that pic has me scratching my head about... They both look like cows So, if they be lovers, who's the bull in the mix?

Sorry, couldn't resist :laugh:

Silly question. Just check which one has the TV remote in it's hoof.

 

[Tittles]

ok...why is this thread titled heny's secret lover?
we have pictures, and Fern readily admits to seeing heny?
who are you keeping the secret from? certainly not us.

ahhh well, who am I to denigrate pantomime cow love?

It was to let people look at the thread to see who it is? unno

Either way...I am going to the wedding!

 

[Heeter]

Maybe they should go for a cruise on the "LOVE BOAT".

BTW, when is the wedding? Is Henygirl invited?

Haven't heard from Henygirl yet.

Heeter

 

[Son Goku]

I woulda thought "Fantasy Island" would make a better honeymoon sport for them... But then that shorter guy (sorry, forgot his name) might start having cow dreams every night

 

[Tittles]

LOL

Looks like we scared fern away

 

[~bk]

Haha, crazy! :laugh:

 

[Tittles]

crazy with a capital Z

 

[Heeter]

I woulda thought "Fantasy Island" would make a better honeymoon sport for them... But then that shorter guy (sorry, forgot his name) might start having cow dreams every night

AAHHH, you mean Tattoo. No cow dream comes complete without Tattoo in it. Good call there, Son Goku.

Heeter

 

[Fern]

Oh Heny You're so fine,
Youre so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Heny (Moo Moo)
Hey Heny (Moo Moo)
Oh Heny Youre so Fine,
Youre so Fine You Blow My Mind
Hey Heny (Moo Moo)
Hey Heny


Hey Heny
Youve been around all night
and thats a little long,
You think you've got the right,
But I think youve got it wrong.
Why can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home Heny,

Cause when You say you will
It always means you won't
Youre givin me the chills
baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me alone
Heny.

Oh Heny what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart
You take me by the hand
Oh Heny Youre so pretty
Cant you understand?
Its guys like you Heny
Oh what you do Heny
Do Heny
Dont break my heart Heny.

Now When you take me by the hooves
Everyone's gonna know
Everytime you move
I let a little More show
There's Something we can use
So dont say no Heny!


So Come on and give it to me
Anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it
Ill treat you like a man
Oh Please, Baby Please
Dont leave me in a jam Heny!