joansfella
OSNN Junior Addict
- Joined
- 7 Feb 2004
- Messages
- 40
Chap died and went to Hell.
"i dont want to be here" he said
" oh I think you will like it down her " said the Devil
"why?
"well Mondays is a good day --you can smoke all you want they cant give you cancer you are already dead"
"oh I see " said the chap/
"tuesday's is a good day as well "said the devil "you can drink all you want --you cant damage your liver ---you are already dead"
" I might get to like it down here what happens on Wednesdays?
" Oh thats when you can eat all you want--you cant get Heart failutre cause you're already dead
" wow I am beginning to like it down here "
" yes on Thursday's you can have sex all day with all the young ladies"
" Yes I like the idea of being down here now what about Friday's?
" Er-- are you Gay??"
" no ---why?"
" you wont like Fridays then"
"i dont want to be here" he said
" oh I think you will like it down her " said the Devil
"why?
"well Mondays is a good day --you can smoke all you want they cant give you cancer you are already dead"
"oh I see " said the chap/
"tuesday's is a good day as well "said the devil "you can drink all you want --you cant damage your liver ---you are already dead"
" I might get to like it down here what happens on Wednesdays?
" Oh thats when you can eat all you want--you cant get Heart failutre cause you're already dead
" wow I am beginning to like it down here "
" yes on Thursday's you can have sex all day with all the young ladies"
" Yes I like the idea of being down here now what about Friday's?
" Er-- are you Gay??"
" no ---why?"
" you wont like Fridays then"
