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joansfella

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Chap died and went to Hell.
"i dont want to be here" he said
" oh I think you will like it down her " said the Devil
"why?
"well Mondays is a good day --you can smoke all you want they cant give you cancer you are already dead"
"oh I see " said the chap/
"tuesday's is a good day as well "said the devil "you can drink all you want --you cant damage your liver ---you are already dead"
" I might get to like it down here what happens on Wednesdays?

" Oh thats when you can eat all you want--you cant get Heart failutre cause you're already dead

" wow I am beginning to like it down here "

" yes on Thursday's you can have sex all day with all the young ladies"

" Yes I like the idea of being down here now what about Friday's?

" Er-- are you Gay??"

" no ---why?"

" you wont like Fridays then"
 

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