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In class Miss Jenny poses a question to Timmy: "There are three birds on a wire. If a hunter shoots one of them, how many are left?"

"None," Timmy replies. "If you shoot one, the other two will fly away."

"The answer I was looking for was two, but I like the way you think," says the teacher.

During recess Timmy approaches the teacher and says, "Look at those three women sitting on the bench. Which do you think is single: the one eating a chocolate chip cookie, the one drinking the soda, or the one sucking the posicle?"

The teacher replies, "Uh...the one sucking the popsicle?"

"Actually, it's the woman not wearing a wedding ring," says Timmy. "But I like the way you think."

source: Maxim April 2002 "Monster 5th Anniversary Special"
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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