Gone Fishing

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Gone Fishing

Stefan and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your assh*le?" To which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one."

A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your assh*le?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one."

Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won $50,000" Grandpa says, "Great, you're going to split that with me, right?" The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your assh*le?" "Yes," Says grandpa.

"Then go f*ck yourself."
 
Haha good one. Talking about penises and *******s reminds me of my grandpa, too.
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
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Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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