Gone Fishing
Stefan and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your assh*le?" To which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one."
A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your assh*le?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one."
Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won $50,000" Grandpa says, "Great, you're going to split that with me, right?" The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your assh*le?" "Yes," Says grandpa.
"Then go f*ck yourself."
Stefan and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your assh*le?" To which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one."
A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your assh*le?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one."
Later on, Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won $50,000" Grandpa says, "Great, you're going to split that with me, right?" The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your assh*le?" "Yes," Says grandpa.
"Then go f*ck yourself."