Gollum Gangsta Rap

[NetRyder]

Click click...
http://corvette.boise.wirestone.com/gollum/gollum.swf

😛

 

[SPeedY_B]

Lyrics, just for reference 😛

Gollum is Smegol
King I is regal
Basshead for the precious
Smeagol fly like an eagle


Precious is my bling-bling
Precious gonna sing-sing
Precious on my finger
Nasty hobbits no sting-sting


My pimp stick a missin’
Redrum on a mission
Don’t **** wit the Gollumses playa
Playa we be fishin’


Me wants it
Hobbitses stole it
Power to the Playa
And the Gollum who controls it


The Towerz are the Playaz
The Towerz are the Playaz all


Skills with the grooves
Middle Earth have you heard the news?
Gollum drop a beat that even Orcses even use


Sauron and Smegol
Kitty full of evil
Jumpin’ down to D-Town
Smegol get medieval


My drawers are hangin’ light
I’m stuffin’ up my pipe
Spliffin’ and a splashin’ I’m steppin’ to the mic


Gollum is Smegol
King I is regal
Basshead for the precious
Smeagol fly like an eagle


The Towerz are the Playaz
The Towerz are the Playaz all

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[NetRyder]

Yip, just Googled the lyrics a second ago. 😀

 

[Grandmaster]

Har! 😀

 

[SPeedY_B]

I saw the link on Ken's site (Formally 'meancode' on these forums) earlier, he'd linked the lyrics too 😉

 

[Erbmaster]

ROFLMAO that's mental!..😎 😀

 

[~bk]

Nice 😉

 

[chris]

hahaha brilliant 🙂

Nice find/repost

 

[dreamliner77]

I didn't even like lotr (don't flame me!) and I thought it was hilarious

 

[Geffy]

cool

 

[Hsn]

awesome find. 😀

 

[Howling Wolf]

funny 😉