"Girls Night Out" ATM withdrawl

gonaads

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What some Women will do :rolleyes:

Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night
Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she
pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone another friend pulled out a $20
bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill and
stuck it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us my third
friend pulled out a $50 bill, called the guy over and licked
the bill. I was worried about where things were heading but
fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again.

My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things were going, the
guy gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused
on me, and the guy was egging me on to try to top the $50.

My brain churned as I reached for my wallet. What
should I do?

Then the woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and
went home.

:eek: :rolleyes:
 
gonaads - why do I believe that is a real story and you really did swipe the ATM card, grab the $80 and went home!:eek: :eek:
 
Originally posted by damnyank
gonaads - why do I believe that is a real story and you really did swipe the ATM card, grab the $80 and went home!:eek: :eek:

I think it's more somethin Jewelzz would do. :rolleyes: :p
 
Psssst Jewelzz STOP- that's a razor blade - not an ATM card!

Oh no Jewelzz - tell gonaads you're sorry for missing the slot and cutting off his *alls!!!:eek: :eek:
 
Hey... they're BRASS. It's O.K. Didn't even scratch them. :p

Jewelzz, you're supposed to swipe the card... not pull on my lever. :eek:

What you think, I'm a slot machine.
You keep pullin, you are definitely gonna hit the JackPot. :p
 
Originally posted by gonaads

Jewelzz, you're supposed to swipe the card... not pull on my lever. :eek:

What you think, I'm a slot machine.
You keep pullin, you are definitely gonna hit the JackPot. :p

:eek:
 
Originally posted by gonaads
Hey... they're BRASS. It's O.K. Didn't even scratch them. :p

Jewelzz, you're supposed to swipe the card... not pull on my lever. :eek:

What you think, I'm a slot machine.
You keep pullin, you are definitely gonna hit the JackPot. :p

:p :p
 
and why is this in the green room. Didnt we have a jokes forum back in the day?

Its funny tho
 

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