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George Carlin Standup Comedian

knightryderrwn

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I loved him in "Baseball & Football..."


"The object of the game in football, is for the quarterback, otherwise known as the field general, to be on target with his aerial assault, riddling the defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy, in spite of the blitz, even if he has to use the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, he marches his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial assault with a sustained ground attack which punches holes in the forward wall of the enemy's defensive line!"

"In baseball, the object is to go home! 'I'm going home! I'm going home! Ta-daa!' All right, enough of that....."
 

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