these 4 gay men are sitting around the bar when one farts and this silent pffffffffffff slips out. The next guy takes cue and releases another silent pffffffffffff. The third guy decides to let one go and follows in suit, pffffffffff again. The fourth one,not to be outdone decides to pitch in, and this loud gurgly fart. The other 3 snicker a little look at the fourth and say "Virgin."
A sailor meets a gay in a pub, and takes the gay out back.
Ten minutes later, the sailor returns followed shortly by the gay, who was bent over backwards and moaning like hell.
The sailor asks the gay, "Whats wrong, you seemed to enjoy it".
"Yes, I did" said the gay guy, but you might have lifted my shirt tail first.