For Hipster Doofus.

[Kirrie2001]

A trucker driving across Oz with about 5 trailers, sees a sheila at the roadside thumbing a lift.
He pulls up, and the sheila asks for a lift.
Jump in, says the trucker, and as she sits down, the trucker says to her, "Do you screw sheila?"
"No" she replies, but I do now, you sweet talking barsteward.

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Who's this Dufus fella?
Anyway it's over my head..........way over. That far over I can't even see it.