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Stranger Than Kindness
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1. Never question the meaning of life, your life has no meaning, you are just a chemical reaction.

2. Never waste time trying to understand the reason of your existence, your parents where bored of each other, and drunk.

3. If you are having suicidal thoughts, go ahead and kill yourself, no taste delaying the Inescapable.

4. Sacrifice your pet to satan.

5. Always refer to the "Electronic Punk" as "PUNK" , "Punky" , "Punky Pooh" or "Pankooshka".

6.If anyone is trying to give you an advice, close your ears with your hands and scream "Your not my daddy" (even if he is).

7. If anyone disagrees with you , punch him in the face. if he asks what for, kick him in the head.

8. Always answer questions with questions.

9. Participate in family orgies, this will bring your family closer.

10. Don't cry for attention, once you get it, you cant get rid of it.

11. Don't waste your time smoking Marijuana, Inject it.

12. Masturbate allot, its free.

13. Annoy everyone you know, they are not really your friends.

14. Learn a new language, forget the old one.

15. Drink increasing amounts of poison, sooner ar later it will stop effecting you.

16. Call your neighbors at 3am , just to tell him you love him.

17. Kill the pope.

18. Only help those who help them-self.

19. Write useless threads.

20. Don't believe anything you read....
 

Tabula Rasa

Stranger Than Kindness
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OH yeah i forgot.

21. memorize the lyrics of "Oops i did it again", "Come on over", " Backstreet back" and "The white race marches on"
 

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Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Hey ep!

All good with me, applying for microsoft mvp right now, should have done this a while ago.

Notifications don't work, I only found your response by comming back to hunt up some threads, if you want, give me your email address so we can keep in touch easier, mine is perriscalderon at gmail
Perris Calderon wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Ep, glad to see you come back and tidy up...did want to ask a one day favor, I want to enhance my resume , was hoping you could make me administrator for a day, if so, take me right off since I won't be here to do anything, and don't know the slightest about the board, but it would be nice putting "served administrator osnn", if can do, THANKS

Been running around Quora lately, luv it there https://tinyurl.com/ycpxl
Electronic Punk wrote on Perris Calderon's profile.
All good still mate?
Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me ...

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