Fly Me?????

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A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman
sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so
gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline
does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and said,
"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately
thought to himself, she doesn't work for Delta.

A few seconds later, another slogan popped into his head.
He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked
himself and scratched American Airlines off of the list.

Next he tried "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?"

This time the woman barked back at him "Man, what the
f**k do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, "Ahhh,
Air Canada".
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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