funky dredd
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There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a
house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I
have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why
not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of
the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the Girls have any diseases?"
The madam said, "I don't believe so." He said, "I heard all the men
talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!"
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. So he headed down
the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
A while later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick
the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter."
"After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught."
"When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease."
"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to
bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it."
"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk,have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the
son-of-a-b**ch who ran over my FROG!"
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a
house of ill repute and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I
have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why
not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of
the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the Girls have any diseases?"
The madam said, "I don't believe so." He said, "I heard all the men
talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!"
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it the
Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. So he headed down
the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.
A while later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick
the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter."
"After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught."
"When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease."
"Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to
bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it."
"In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
milk,have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the
son-of-a-b**ch who ran over my FROG!"
