Fill her up

Dark Atheist

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A gas station was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local guy pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The guy then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same guy, along with a friend, pulled in for a fill-up.
Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct
number.
The guy guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the guy said to his friend, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

His friend replied, "No it ain't rigged, --- my wife won twice last week!!"
 

madmatt

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Ha, ha! Where do you find this stuff?
 

Dark Atheist

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im guessing its related to a user who posted jokes and he thinks they are cack - was just asking for clarification :) - i been here simce 2003 aint that long enough ?
 

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Joined in 2003 huh... but how long have you really been here?
 

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More like a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in a conundrum, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a paradox, wrapped in a quandary. :speechless:

ah coffee time puzzle
 

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