Female Comebacks!

[Evil Marge]

Female Comebacks!


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

:cheeky:

 

[madmatt]

You wouldn't say any of those to me, would you?

 

[Evil Marge]

You wouldn't say any of those to me, would you?

Of course not :classic: :smoker:

 

[madmatt]

*wink*

 

[omg its nlm]

lol good ones!

 

[omg its nlm]

You wouldn't say any of those to me, would you?

Umm stay away from her.....

 

[Grandmaster]

I was going to do a counter post here too, but just Google "Male Comebacks"

 

[Evil Marge]

I was going to do a counter post here too, but just Google "Male Comebacks"

haha I found a rude one :cheeky:

 

[Sazar]

Of course not :classic: :smoker:

Are you saying Matt is not a man

 

[rushm001]

I do love your chat up lines Amanda!

 

[Geffy]

hehe, v funny

 

[Evil Marge]

Are you saying Matt is not a man

Oh I know he's a man alright

I do love your chat up lines Amanda!

They work every time love :cheeky: