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damnyank

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A city man was tooling down a country road when his car sputtered to a complete stop near a field filled with cows. The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed one of the cows looking at him.

"I believe it's your radiator," said the cow.

The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches! He
ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door.

"A cow just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms franticly back toward the field.

The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to
glance down the field. "The cow with two big black spots on it?"
the farmer asked slowly.

"Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied.

"Oh. Well, that's Henyman," the farmer said, turning back to the
man. "Don't pay any attention to him. He doesn't know a darn
thing about cars."
:D :D :D
 
LOL. :D

An old one, but still a good one Damnyank.

Keep em coming. ;)
 
Come on guys - no one caught the cow's name?

That's the only reason I posted the joke - so I could change the name and mess with our resident cow fetish dude!

:D
 
oh i did catch it, that's why i said it's damn funny
 
Sorry - I guess I just expected Henyman to go udderly ballistic on me and everyone else to comment about "his joke":D

< Don't worry Henyman - I can still duck your best cyberpunch!>
 
and what are you going to do damnyak if henyman will try his best superpunch/superkick/super moooo combo? :p
 
How about if I pick up a cow chip and throw it, hitting him in the left leg (the one he is standing on) - which will knock him off balance, making him fall and miss me with both the kick and the punch and then I would quickly jump on him, pick up the cow chip again and use it to stiffle his super moooooooo!:confused:

<dy - so you really think that'll work?>
 
u might get lucky, but by my estimation u got only 37.91% chance of successfuly doing that. with the margin of 5.09%. and that not concidering that henyman might have heny friends :D
 
smart move actually, doesnt waste time for internet talk, but gets to the point quickly. i should probably watch out too for spoiling his plans :p
 
so then, while damnyank was tooling around, and he went to visit where henyman boards, which was the local insane asylum.

when damnyank went to his car, a tire ws missing, lugs and all.

this is now a dilemna, as damn had a spare, but no lugs.

so henyman says, why don't you just take a lug off of each wheel, and your'e set.

so damn scratches his head, and says, you know henyman, that's very keen...I can't figure out why you're in this insan asylum,

and henyman says;

"I might be crazy, butI'm sure not stupid.


well
 
Trust an old fella like Damnyank to call a cow a HIM. Cows are not hims, they are HERS. :D

Henyman is probably still trying to work the joke out, but at least he knows that cows are a her...Don't know if he knows anything about cars though???
 
Hey Smokie - no bull!

Okay - I am a city boy and don't even know which end of a cow to milk - I don't think you milk bulls - but - that dealer sure had a good idea about the lug nuts - of course I don't know why he gave the credit to Henyman - everyone knows he (Henyman) is nuts - heh heh - lug nuts??????:D :D
 
jst joinin in the fun.

sheesh, I was hoping someone would immortalize me in a joke, but noooo

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dealer was talking to Damnyank.

"So, dealer, how's it going with the ladies?"

"Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects."

"Really?"

"Yep," dealer shook his head, "Whenever I mention sex, they object."
 
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