Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman...

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Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, builders standing on top of a building. They open up their lunchboxes. Englishman says "Damn! Cheese again. If this happens again I'm going to jump off this building and end it all!". Scotsman says "Haggis yet again! I'm joining you, if I get haggis again, I'll jump!". Irishman opens his ... "Bloody pickle .. I'm going with you guys!". Next day, they all open their lunchboxes and they have the same sandwiches. They jump off the building. Splat! Splat! Splat! All three dead. Later, the building manager walks by and says, "There's one thing I can't understand. The Irishman makes his own sandwiches!"
 
lol. gotta remember that for future when i wont like my own sandwiches :)
 

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Also Hi EP and people. I found this place again while looking through a oooollllllldddd backup. I have filled over 10TB and was looking at my collection of antiques. Any bids on the 500Mhz Win 95 fix?
Any of the SP crew still out there?
Xie wrote on Electronic Punk's profile.
Impressed you have kept this alive this long EP! So many sites have come and gone. :(

Just did some crude math and I apparently joined almost 18yrs ago, how is that possible???
hello peeps... is been some time since i last came here.
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Rest in peace my friend, been trying to find you and finally did in the worst way imaginable.

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